Thursday, March 05, 2009

My Monologue

A man in London who's blind for 30 years was given bionic eyes. He says he can see flashes of light now.

But his wife is more ecstatic. She says, "He can do a lot more now than he could before, doing the washing, being able to tell white from a coloured item. I've taught him how to use the washing machine and away he goes. It's just the ironing next."

Now, if I were the man, I rather pretend to be blind or just forget about this bionic eye thing.

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